Red Solo Cup Song Lyrics by Toby Keith
One two threeNow, red solo cup is the best recepticalFor barbecues, tailgates, fairs, and festivalsAnd you, sir, do not have a pair of testicalsIf you prefer drinkin’ from glassHey, red solo cup is cheap and disposableAnd in fourteen years, they are decomposableAnd unlike my home, they are not foreclosableFreddy, mac, can kiss my ass
Whoo!Red solo cup uh huhI fill you upLet’s have a party
Let’s have a partyI love you, red solo cupI lift you upProceed to partyProceed to partyNow, I really love how you’re easy to stackBut I really hate how you’re easy to crack‘Cause when beer runs down in front of my back
Well, that, my friend, is quite yuckyBut I have to admit that the ladies get smittenAdmirin’ at how sharply my first name is writtenOn you with a Sharpie when I get to hittin’
On them to help me get luckyRed solo cupI fill you upLet’s have a party
Let’s have a partyI love you, red solo cup(What) I lift you upProceed to party (party)
Proceed to party (party)Now, I’ve seen you in blue and I’ve seen you in yellowBut only you, red, will do for this fellow
‘Cause you are the Abbot to my CostelloAnd you are the Fruit to my Loom (here we go now)Red solo cup, you’re more than just plasticYou’re more than amazing, you’re more than fantastic
And believe me that I am not the least bit sarcasticWhen I look at you and sayRed solo cup, you’re not just a cup(No! No! No! God, no!)
You’re my-you’re my (Friend?) friend friend(Life-long)Thank you for being my friendRed solo cupI fill you upLet’s have a party (let’s have a party)Let’s have a party (let’s have a party)I love you, red solo cupI lift you upProceed to partyProceed to party (see this mother)
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