Pina Colada Song Lyrics
I was tired of my ladyWe’d been together too longLike a worn out recordingOf a favorite song
So while she lay there sleepin’I read the paper in bedAnd in the personal columnsThere was this letter I read
If you like piña coladasAnd gettin’ caught in the rainIf you’re not into yogaIf you have half a brainIf you like makin’ love at midnightIn the dunes on the capeThen I’m the love that you’ve looked forWrite to me and escape
I didn’t think about my ladyI know that sounds kinda meanBut me and my old ladyHad fallen into the same old dull routine
So I wrote to the paperTook out a personal adAnd though I’m nobody’s poetI thought it wasn’t half bad
Yes, I like piña coladasAnd gettin’ caught in the rainI’m not much into health foodI am into champagneI’ve got to meet you by tomorrow noonAnd cut through all this red tapeAt a bar called O’Malley’sWhere we’ll plan our escape
So I waited with high hopesAnd she walked in the placeI knew her smile in an instantI knew the curve of her face
It was my own lovely ladyAnd she said, “Oh, it’s you”Then we laughed for a momentAnd I said, “I never knew”
“That you like piña coladasAnd gettin’ caught in the rainAnd the feel of the oceanAnd the taste of champagneIf you like making love at midnightIn the dunes on the capeYou’re the lady I’ve looked forCome with me and escape”
If you like piña coladasAnd gettin’ caught in the rainIf you’re not into yogaIf you have half a brainIf you like making love at midnightIn the dunes on the capeI’m the love that you’ve looked forWrite to me and escape
Yes, I like piña coladasAnd gettin’ caught in the rainI’m not much into health foodI am into champagneI’ve got to meet you by tomorrow noonAnd cut through all this red tapeAt a bar called O’Malley’s