Humpty Dance Song Lyrics
All right, stop whatcha doin’ ’cause I’m about to ruinThe image and the style that ya used toI look funny, but, yo, I’m makin’ money, seeSo, yo, world I hope you’re ready for meNow gather ’round, I’m the new fool in townAnd my sound’s laid down by the UndergroundI drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelfSo just let me introduce myselfMy name is Humpty, pronounced with a UmptyYo, ladies, oh, how I like to funk theeAnd all the rappers in the top tenPlease allow me to bump theeI’m steppin’ tall, y’all and just like Humpty DumptyYou’re gonna fall when the stereos pump meI like to rhyme, I like my beats funkyI’m spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpyI’m sick wit dis, straight gangsta mackBut sometimes I get ridiculousI’ll eat up all your crackers and your licoriceUh, yo fat girl, come here, are ya ticklish?Yeah, I called ya fat, look at me, I’m skinnyIt never stopped me from gettin’ busyI’m a freak, I like the girls with the boomI once got busy in a Burger King bathroom, I’m crazyAllow me to amaze theeThey say I’m ugly but it just don’t faze meI’m still gettin’ in the girls’ pantsAnd I even got my own dance
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump(Oh, do me, baby) come on, uhDo the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump(Oh, oh, do me, baby) check me out y’allDo the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) yeahDo the Humpty Hump (do ya know what I’m doin’?)Do the Humpty Hump (doin’ the Humpty Hump) (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)Come on, do the Humpty Hump, ha, do the Humpty Hump
People say, “Yo, Humpty, you’re really funny lookin'”That’s all right ’cause I get things cookin’Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare meBut ya can’t get near meI give ’em more, see, and on the floor, beAll the girls they adore meOh yes, ladies, I’m really bein’ sincere‘Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rearMy nose is big, uh-uh I’m not ashamedBig like a pickle, I’m still gettin’ paidI get laid by the ladies, ya know I’m in chargeBoth how I’m livin’ and my nose is largeI get stupid, I shoot an arrow like CupidI’ll use a word that don’t mean nothin’, like looptidI sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed itI’m the one who said, “Just grab ’em in the biscuits”Also told ya that I like to biteWell, yeah, I guess it’s obvious, I also like to writeAll ya had to do was give Humpty a chanceAnd now I’m gonna do my dance
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump(Oh, do me, baby) come on, yeah, sexy ladyDo the Humpty Hump, come on, uh, do the Humpty Hump(Oh, oh, do me, baby) sexy baby, everybodyDo the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (come on and do the Humpty Hump)(Oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) uhDo the Humpty Hump (do ya know what we’re doin’?)Do the Humpty Hump (we doin’ the Humpty Hump, y’all) (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)Uh, do the Humpty Hump, watch me do the Humpty Hump
Oh, yeah, that’s the break, y’allLet a little of that bass groove right hereA-doo-doo, a-doo-dooOh, yeahNow that I told y’all a little bit about myselfLet me tell ya a little bit about this danceIt’s real easy to do, check it out
First I limp to the side like my leg was brokenShakin’ and twitchin’ kinda like I was smokin’Crazy, whack, funkyPeople say, “You look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty”That’s all right ’cause my body’s in motionIt’s supposed to look like a fit or a convulsionAnyone can play this gameThis is my dance, y’all, Humpty Hump’s my nameNo two people will do it the sameYou got it down when you appear to be in painHumpin’, funkin’, jumpin’Jig around, shakin’ ya rumpAnd when a doo-doo chump punk points a finger like a stumpTell him step off, I’m doin’ the Hump
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump(Oh, do me, baby) everybody, uhDo the Humpty Hump, come on, do the Humpty Hump(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) sexy ladyDo the Humpty Hump (uh), do the Humpty Hump(Oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what I’m doin’?)Do the Humpty Hump (we’re doin’ the Humpty Hump, y’all) (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)Uh, watch me do the Humpty Hump, uh, do the Humpty HumpCheck it out (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Black peopleDo the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)Come on, white peopleDo the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)Puerto RicansDo the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin’ the hump (do the, do the Humpty Hump)(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)SamoansDo the Humpty Hump, do the, do the Humpty Hump
Oh, yeahLet’s get stupid
uhDo the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump(Gimme me, gimme me the music)Everybody do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty HumpUh, gi-gimme me the musicDo the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump(Gimme me, gimme me the music)Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what we’re doin’?)Do the Humpty Hump (doin’ the Humpty Hump)
Oh, yeah, gon’ and break it down (oh, oh, do me, baby)Uh, uhYeah, yeah, sexy lady (oh, oh, do me, baby)
Once again, the Underground is in the houseI’d like to send a shout out to the whole worldKeep on doin’ the Humpty DanceAnd to the ladiesPeace and humptiness forever