Hoe CakesĀ Song Lyrics
Keep your hoes in check
I got this girl and she wants me to duke her
I told her I’d come scoop her around eight, she said (super) That sounds great, shorty girl’s a trooper No matter what I need her to do, she be like (super) Own his own throne, the boss like King Koopa On the microphone he flossed the ring (super) Average emcees is like a TV blooper MF DOOM, he’s like D.B. CooperOut with the moolah, I let her get a outfit
Just to cool her off she said niggas ain’t about shit I wonder if she meant it, I doubt it The way it be in her mouth, she can’t live without it And can’t live with this, handle your business Villain’ll stay on a scandalous ho’s shit list One pack of cookies please, Mr. Hooper It’s fun smackin rookies, he is the (super)Look like a black wookie when he let his beard grow
Weirdo, brown skin’ded always kept his hair low Rumors has it it’s a S-curl accident DOOM was always known to keep the best girls’ backs bent Some say it’s the eyes, some say the accent A lotta guys wonder where they stacks went I call her thunder thighs, with the fatty swolla Only mess with high rollers, do what daddy told herNo matter the city, she with me to do the thang-thang
Work in the coochie, hooptie-chitty-chitty-bang-bang Same name on the titty as on the name ring Pretty like Baby D off all in the same gangKeep my eye on her, really don’t trust her
But I treat her like a daughter, taught her how to bust a nut And the heat to turn beef to horsemeat chalupa Teach her how to hold it, of course he is the (super) See most cats treat her like foofer Or beat her to a stupor, take it from the (super) You need to make her feel cuter And lay down the G like Luther, everything’ll be (super)Do for her, keep her in a new fur
So she look sweet when she go to meet the (super) Got the buddha, get the Grenadiers, twist it Put it in the air, come here, kiss it Listen here, scooter, let her try to bag you When she’s on the rag never let her fry the Ragu Which will have you under some type of spell crying dag-boo Her name on your back in a tattooWhether a bourgie broad, nerd hoe, street chick
Don’t call her wifey if you met her at the freaknick You don’t want her, don’t waste her time, I’ll dupe her And be a father to your child like the (super)He keep his hoes in check
Sends ’em out to get glows from off frozen necks Tell ’em take his clothes, leave him posing naked for real Better yet, get him for the check off the record deal Find out where he keep the Tek and the blue steel Make sure for extra wreck, let him know how you feel And while he’s runnin’ down to all star weekend to ball I’m coming with the U-Haul (super)Has the laser cannon been loaded?
Everything has been prepared as you ordered But how did you get permission to return to New York, master? Through the efforts of a misguided foolIt’s free enterprise
And I’m not gonna let some blasted government bureaucrat Tell me how to run my business But DOOM will be my guest on my private estate on Long Island There’s nothing you can do about it He’s dangerous, I just hope you know what you’re doing Don’t I always? Ah, there’s DOOM’s jet, right on timeWhy is it so cold down here?
The heat went out in the whole building Warm enough out there on Long Island with DOOM DOOM? Here in New York? Yes, DOOM, has an amazing new machineGet the President of the United States on the phone
How long’s all this gonna take, DOOM? I would not advise you to repeat that error Sure, I know what you meanGet Lyrics of Pasoori Song Lyrics