Dumb Ways To Die Song Lyrics by Tangerine Kitty
Set fire to your hairPoke a stick at a grizzly bearEat medicine that’s out of dateUse your private parts as piranha bait
Dumb ways to dieSo many dumb ways to dieDumb ways to dieSo many dumb ways to die
Get your toast out with a forkDo your own electrical workTeach yourself how to flyEat a two-week-old un-refrigerated pie
Dumb ways to dieSo many dumb ways to dieDumb ways to dieSo many dumb ways to die
Invite a psycho-killer insideScratch a drug dealer’s brand new rideTake your helmet off in outer spaceUse a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Dumb ways to dieSo many dumb ways to dieDumb ways to dieSo many dumb ways to die
Keep a rattlesnake as a petSell both your kidneys on the InternetEat a tube of superglue“I wonder, what’s this red button do?”
Dumb ways to dieSo many dumb ways to dieDumb ways to dieSo many dumb ways to die
Dress up like a moose during hunting seasonDisturb a nest of wasps for no good reasonStand on the edge of a train station platformDrive around the boom gates at a level crossingRun across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possiblyThe dumbest ways to dieThe dumbest ways to dieDumbest ways to dieSo many dumbSo many dumb ways to die