Big Weenie Song Lyrics by Eminem
I don’t understandWhy are you being so mean?You’re a mean, mean man
You’re just jealous of me ’cause you, you just can’t do what I doSo instead of just admitting it, you walk around and sayAll kinds of really mean things about me‘Cause you’re a meanie, a meanieBut it’s only ’cause you’re just really jealous of me‘Cause I’m what you wanna be, so you just look like an idiotWhen you say these mean things, ’cause it’s too easy to seeYou’re really just a big weenie, big weenie
Alright, listen, I need you to focusI need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is importantWe are going to perform an experiment of the sortsI’m going to have to ask you to bare with me for a momentNow I need you to open your mind, your eyes, close ’emYou are now about to be placed under my hypnosisFor the next four and a half minutesWe are going to explore into your mindTo find out why you’re so fuckin’ jealousNow why do they make yoo-hoo?Pippity-kaka-poo-pooPsych, I’m kiddin’, I just wanted to see if you’re still listenin’Okay, now I need your undivided attentionSir, I have a questionWhy do I always sense thisUndeniable tension from the moment that I enter into the room?It gets all quiet and whispersWhenever there’s conversations, why am I always mentioned?I’ve been dyin’ to ask, it’s been itchin’ at meIs it just because
You’re just jealous of me ’cause you, you just can’t do what I doSo instead of just admitting it, you walk around and sayAll kinds of really mean things about me‘Cause you’re a meanie, a meanieBut it’s only ’cause you’re just really jealous of me‘Cause I’m what you wanna be, so you just look like an idiotWhen you say these mean things, ’cause it’s too easy to seeYou’re really just a big weenie, big weenie
Alright, now I (shit), I just flubbed a lineI was going to say something extremely importantBut I forgot who or what it was, I fucked upPsych, I’m kiddin’ again you idiot, no I didn’tThat’s just what you wanted to hear from meIs that I fucked up ain’t it?But I could bust one take without lookin’ at no paperIt doesn’t take a bunch of takes or me to stand here in this booth all dayFor me to say the truth, okay?You’re drooling, you have tooth decayYou’re mouth is open, you’re disgustingWhat the fuck you eat for lunchA bunch of sweets or somethin’What you munch a bunch of Crunch ‘n Munch?You’re tooth is rottin’ to the gumYour breath stinks, wanna chew some gum?“Yes, I do, sir, what am I on?”You, sir, are on truth serum“Marshall, I’m so jealous of you, please say you won’t tell nobodyI’d be so embarrassed, I’m just absolutely terrifiedThat someone’s gonna find outWhy I’m sayin’ all these terrible, evil, and awfulMean things, it’s my own insecurities”
You’re just jealous of me ’cause you, you just can’t do what I doSo instead of just admitting it, you walk around and sayAll kinds of really mean things about me‘Cause you’re a meanie, a meanieBut it’s only ’cause you’re just really jealous of me‘Cause I’m what you wanna be, so you just look like an idiotWhen you say these mean things, ’cause it’s too easy to seeYou’re really just a big weenie, big weenie
Alright, now we, we’re going to conductThat experiment that we were talkin’ about earlierJust to see what a frog looks like when he takes two hits of ecstasy‘Cause that’s exactly what your eyes look likeWanna check to see? Here’s a mirrorNotice the resemblance here?Wait, let me put these sunglasses on, now look in this mirrorHow ’bout now? What do you have in common?You’re both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on ’emYou look like I sound like, singing about weeniesNow take my weenie out of your mouthThis is between me and you, I know you’re not happyI know you’d much rather see me lyin’ in the corner of a room somewhere cryin’Curled up in a ball, tweaked out of my mind, dyin’There’s no denyin’ that my weenie is much bigger than yours isMine is like stickin’ a banana between two orangesWhy are you even doin’ this to yourself? It’s pointlessWhy do we have to keep on goin’ through this? This is torturousMy point is this, that if you say mean things, you weenie will shrinkNow I forgot what the chorus is, you’re just a
You’re just jealous of me ’cause you, you just can’t do what I doSo instead of just admitting it, you walk around and sayAll kinds of really mean things about me‘Cause you’re a meanie, a meanieBut it’s only ’cause you’re just really jealous of me‘Cause I’m what you wanna be, so you just look like an idiotWhen you say these mean things, ’cause it’s too easy to seeYou’re really just a big weenie, big weenie
Fuck off my dick