Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better Song Lyrics
Anything you can do i can do betterI can do anything better than you
No, you can’t yes, I can no, you can’tYes, I can no, you can’t yes, I canYes, I can! Anything you can beI can be greater sooner or laterI’m greater than you
No, you’re not yes, I amNo, you’re not yes, I amNo, you’re NOT! yes, I am yes, I am!
I can shoot a partridgeWith a single cartridge i can get a sparrowWith a bow and arrowI can live on bread and cheeseAnd only on that? YesSo can a rat! Any note you can reachI can go higher i can sing anythingHigher than you no, you can’t (High)Yes, I can (Higher) No, you can’t (Higher)Yes, I can (Higher) No, you can’t (Higher)Yes, I can (Higher) No, you can’t (Higher)Yes, I can (Higher) No, you can’t (Higher)Yes, I CAN! (Highest) anything you can buyI can buy cheaper i can buy anythingCheaper than you
Fifty cents? Forty cents! Thirty cents?Twenty cents! No, you can’t! Yes, I canYes, I can! Anything you can sayI can say softer i can say anythingSofter than you no, you can’t (Softly)Yes, I can (Softer) No, you can’t (Softer)Yes, I can (Softer) No, you can’t (Softer)Yes, I can (Softer)YES, I CAN! (Full volume)I can drink my liquor faster than a flickerI can drink it quicker and get even sicker!I can open any safe without bein’ caught?Sure that’s what I thought –You crook! Any note you can holdI can hold longer i can hold any noteLonger than you no, you can’tYes, I can No, you can’tYes, I can No, you can’t yes, I canYes, I I I I I I I I I NoYou C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N’T –CA-A-A-A-N! (Cough, cough)Yes, you ca-a-a-an!
Anything you can wear i can wear betterIn what you wear i’d look better than youIn my coat? In your vest! In my shoes?In your hat! No, you can’t! Yes, I canYes, I CAN! Anything you sayI can say faster i can say anythingFaster than you no, you can’t (Fast)Yes, I can (Faster) No, you can’t (Faster)Yes, I can (Faster) Noyoucan’t (Faster)YesIcan! (Fastest) i can jump a hurdleI can wear a girdle i can knit a sweaterI can fill it better!I can do most anything!Can you bake a pie? No neither can IAnything you can sing i can sing sweeterI can sing anything sweeter than youNo, you can’t (Sweetly)Yes, I can (Sweeter) No, you can’t (Sweeter)Yes, I can (Sweeter) No, you can’t (Sweeter)Yes, I can (Sweeter) No, you can’t, can’tCan’t (sweeter)Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary)
Yes, I can! No, you can’t!