Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer Song Lyrics by Elmo & Patsy
Grandma got run over by a reindeerWalking home from our house Christmas eveYou can say there’s no such thing as SantaBut as for me and grandpa we believeShe’d been drinking too much eggnogAnd we begged her not to goBut she forgot her medicationAnd she staggered out the door into the snowWhen we found her Christmas morningAt the scene of the attackShe had hoof-prints on her foreheadAnd incriminating Claus marks on her back
Grandma got run over by a reindeerWalking home from our house Christmas eveYou can say there’s no such thing as SantaBut as for me and grandpa we believe
Now we’re all so proud of grandpaHe’s been taking this so wellSee him in there watching footballDrinking beer and playing cards with cousin MelIt’s not Christmas without GrandmaAll the family’s dressed in blackAnd we just can’t help but wonderShould we open up her giftsOr send them back (send them back)
Grandma got run over by a reindeerWalking home from our house Christmas eveYou can say there’s no such thing as SantaBut as for me and grandpa we believe
Now the goose is on the tableAnd the pudding made of figAnd the blue and silver candlesThat would just have matched the hair on grandma’s wigI’ve warned all my friends and neighborsBetter watch out for yourselvesThey should never give a licenseTo a man who drives a sleighAnd plays with elves
Grandma got run over by a reindeerWalking home from our house Christmas eveYou can say there’s no such thing as SantaBut as for me and grandpa we believe
Singin’ grandpaGrandma got run over by a reindeerWalking home from our house Christmas eveYou can say there’s no such thing as SantaBut as for me and grandpa we believeMerry Christmas