Fat Funny Friend Song Lyrics
I break the iceSo they don’t see my sizeAnd I have to be niceOr I’ll be the next punchline
I’m just the best friend in Hollywood moviesWho only exist to continue the storyThe girl gets the guy while I’m standing off-screenSo I’ll wait for my cue to be comedic relief
Can’t be too loud, can’t be too busyIf I don’t answer now, are they still gonna need me?Can’t be too proud, can’t think I’m prettyDo they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
I say I’m okay‘Cause they wouldn’t care anywayAnd I could try to explainBut my efforts in vain, they can’t relate to how I’ve-
Drawn out in Sharpie where I take the scissorsIf that’s what it took for me to look in the mirrorI’ve done every diet to make me look thinnerSo why do I still feel so goddamn inferior?
Can’t be too loud and can’t be too busyIf I don’t answer now, are they still gonna need me?Can’t be too proud and can’t think I’m prettyDo they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
Life of the fat, funny friendLife of the fat, funny friend
It’s funny when I think a guy likes meAnd it’s funny when I’m the one who says, “Let’s go to eat”It’s funny when I’m asked to go out on HalloweenDresses and thigh highs, while I hide my body
Can’t be too loud and can’t be too busyIf I don’t answer now, are they still gonna miss me?
Can’t be too loud and can’t be too busyIf I don’t answer now, are they still gonna need me?Can’t be too proud and can’t think I’m prettyDo they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
Life of the fat, funny friendLife of the fat, funny friendLife of the fat, funny friendLife of the fat, funny friend
I’ve drawn out in Sharpie where I take the scissors
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