Brass Monkey Song Lyrics by Beastie Boys
Brass MonkeyThat funky MonkeyBrass Monkey junkieThat funky MonkeyBrass
Got this dance that’s more than realDrink Brass Monkey, here’s how you feelYou put your left leg downYour right leg upTilt your head back, let’s finish the cup
MCA with the bottle, D rocks the canAd-Rock gets nice with Charlie ChanWe’re offered MoëtWe don’t mind ChivasWherever we go, we bring Monkey with us
Ad-Rock drinks three, Mike D is DDouble R foots the bill most definitelyI drink Brass Monkey and I rock wellI got a castle in Brooklyn, that’s where I dwell
Brass MonkeyThat funky MonkeyBrass Monkey junkieThat funky Monkey
Because (brass)I drink it anytime and any placeWhen it’s time to get ill, I pour it on my faceMonkey tastes def when you pour it on iceCome on, y’all, it’s time to get nice
Cooling by the lockers, getting kind of funkyMe and the crew, we’re drinking Brass MonkeyThis girl walked by, she gave me the eyeI reached in the locker, grabbed a Spanish fly
I put it in the Monkey, mixed it in a cupWent over to the girl, “Yo, baby, what’s up?”I offered her a sip (sip)The girl she gave me lip (lip)It did begin, the stuff wore in and now she’s on my tip
Brass MonkeyThat funky MonkeyBrass Monkey junkieThat funky MonkeyBrass
Step up to the bar and put the girl downShe takes a big gulp and slaps it aroundYou take a sip, you can do itYou get right to itWe had a case in the placeAnd we went right through it
You got a dry martini, you thinking you’re coolTake you place at the bar, I smack you off your stoolI’ll down a 40 dog in a single gulpAnd if you got beef, you’ll get beat to a pulp
Monkey and parties and reelin’ and rockin’Def-def, girls-girls, all y’all jockin’The song and dance keepin’ you in a tranceIf you don’t buy my record, I got my advance
I drink it, I think it, I see it, I be itI love Brass Monkey, but I don’t give D itWe got the bottle, you got the cupCome on everybody, let’s get f-
Brass MonkeyThat funky MonkeyBrass Monkey junkieThat funky MonkeyBrass MonkeyThat funky MonkeyBrass Monkey junkieThat funky Monkey
Brass Monkey!