Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better Song Lyrics
Anything you can do i can do better I can do anything better than you
No, you can’t yes, I can no, you can’t Yes, I can no, you can’t yes, I can Yes, I can! Anything you can be I can be greater sooner or later I’m greater than you
No, you’re not yes, I am No, you’re not yes, I am No, you’re NOT! yes, I am yes, I am!
I can shoot a partridge With a single cartridge i can get a sparrow With a bow and arrow I can live on bread and cheese And only on that? Yes So can a rat! Any note you can reach I can go higher i can sing anything Higher than you no, you can’t (High) Yes, I can (Higher) No, you can’t (Higher) Yes, I can (Higher) No, you can’t (Higher) Yes, I can (Higher) No, you can’t (Higher) Yes, I can (Higher) No, you can’t (Higher) Yes, I CAN! (Highest) anything you can buy I can buy cheaper i can buy anything Cheaper than you
Fifty cents? Forty cents! Thirty cents? Twenty cents! No, you can’t! Yes, I can Yes, I can! Anything you can say I can say softer i can say anything Softer than you no, you can’t (Softly) Yes, I can (Softer) No, you can’t (Softer) Yes, I can (Softer) No, you can’t (Softer) Yes, I can (Softer) YES, I CAN! (Full volume) I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker I can drink it quicker and get even sicker! I can open any safe without bein’ caught? Sure that’s what I thought – You crook! Any note you can hold I can hold longer i can hold any note Longer than you no, you can’t Yes, I can No, you can’t Yes, I can No, you can’t yes, I can Yes, I I I I I I I I I No You C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N’T – CA-A-A-A-N! (Cough, cough) Yes, you ca-a-a-an!
Anything you can wear i can wear better In what you wear i’d look better than you In my coat? In your vest! In my shoes? In your hat! No, you can’t! Yes, I can Yes, I CAN! Anything you say I can say faster i can say anything Faster than you no, you can’t (Fast) Yes, I can (Faster) No, you can’t (Faster) Yes, I can (Faster) Noyoucan’t (Faster) YesIcan! (Fastest) i can jump a hurdle I can wear a girdle i can knit a sweater I can fill it better! I can do most anything! Can you bake a pie? No neither can I Anything you can sing i can sing sweeter I can sing anything sweeter than you No, you can’t (Sweetly) Yes, I can (Sweeter) No, you can’t (Sweeter) Yes, I can (Sweeter) No, you can’t (Sweeter) Yes, I can (Sweeter) No, you can’t, can’t Can’t (sweeter) Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary)
Yes, I can! No, you can’t!