Michael In The Bathroom Song Lyrics by George Salazar
I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fallI could stay right here or disappear and nobody’d even notice at all
I’m a creeper in a bathroom ’cause my buddy kinda left me aloneBut I’d rather fake pee than stand awkwardlyOr pretend to check a text on my phone
Everything felt fineWhen I was half of a pairAnd through no fault of mineThere’s no other half there
Now I’m justMichael in the bathroomMichael in the bathroom at a partyForget how long its beenI’m just Michael in the bathroomMichael in the bathroom at a partyNo, you can’t come in
I’m waiting it out ’til it’s time to leaveAnd picking at grout as I softly grieveI’m just Michael who you don’t knowMichael flying soloMichael in the bathroom by himselfAll by himself
I am hiding, but he’s out thereJust ignoring all our historyMemories get erased and I’ll get replacedWith a newer cooler version of meAnd I hear a drunk girlSinging along to Whitney through the door“I wanna dance with somebody!”And my feelings sink ’cause it makes me thinkNow there’s no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore
Now it’s just Michael in the bathroomMichael in the bathroom at a partyI half regret the beersMichael in the bathroomMichael in the bathroom at a partyAs I choke back the tears
I’ll wait as long as I need‘Til my face is dryOr I’ll just blame it on weedOr something in my eyeI’m just Michael who you don’t knowMichael flyin’ soloMichael in the bathroom by himself
Knock, knock, knock, knockThey’re gonna start to shout soonKnock, knock, knock, knockAh, hell yeah, I’ll be out soonKnock, knock, knock, knockIt sucks he left me here aloneKnock, knock, knock, knockHere in this teenage battle-zone
Clang, clang, clang, clangI feel the pressure blowing upBang, bang, bang, bangMy big mistake was showing upSplash, splash, splash, splashI throw some water in my faceAnd I am in a better placeI go to open up the doorBut I can’t hear knocking anymore
And I can’t help but yearnFor a different timeAnd then I look in the mirrorAnd the present is clearerAnd there’s no denying, I’m just
At a partyIs there a sadder sight than, mhmMichael in the bathroom at a partyThis is a heinous nightI wish I stayed at home insteadWatching cable pornOr wish I offed myself insteadWish I was never born
I’m just Michael who’s a lonerSo he must be a stonerRides a PT CruiserGod, he’s such a loserMichael flying soloWho you think that you knowMichael in the bathroom by himselfAll by himselfAll by himself
And all you know about me is my nameAwesome party, I’m so glad I came